[And planting a kiss on the top of Maggie's head because holy fucking shit, it has been way too long. He's not nearly as vocal as his wife is about their daughter's tendency to Never Come Around, but that doesn't mean that he's cool with it.]
Just one drink. Giving you anymore would be like rewarding you for your bad behavior.
I ♥ you regardless.
Just one drink. Giving you anymore would be like rewarding you for your bad behavior.